Only A Dirty Mind. . . .

Would find adult shapes in something as innocent as an animal cracker. Really though. . . Look at the picture! Am I really the only one that sees it??!!

Flip it over and it's a cute little elephant! Now for the questions. Did the animal cracker people make it look like a ***** on purpose?? And the even harder question. What is wrong with me that I see that shape in a child's animal cracker. Yikes!

Yep. . . I've got problems.

Scary Stuff!

Good morning!! I am pretty sure, somewhere, there is name for the way my brain works. . . Or doesn't work. I feel like it has more epiphanies and mood swings than a swinging door. So this blog will be dedicated to my many completely and totally random thought bubbles that occasionally burst out of my mouth. Anyone who knows me is aware that the path from my thought process to my mouth is really really short. Am I offensive? Sometimes. So make a mental note, I am not trying to offend or hurt anyone with my entries. With that being said, feel free to follow along my journey of trying to stay sane and not give in to the American Horror Story like scenario in my head!